jonacorr83
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Thu August 5, 2010 4:30pm
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Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
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jonacorr83
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Sun August 8, 2010 2:27am
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So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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jonacorr83
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Fri August 13, 2010 6:17pm
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Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
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jonacorr83
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Tue August 17, 2010 9:36pm
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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
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jonacorr83
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Sat August 21, 2010 5:14pm
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
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