jonacorr83
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Sun September 12, 2010 6:22am
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I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
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jonacorr83
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Thu September 16, 2010 2:25pm
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
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jonacorr83
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Wed October 6, 2010 6:53pm
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The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
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jonacorr83
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Thu October 6, 2011 9:50pm
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse\!
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jonacorr83
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Thu October 6, 2011 9:50pm
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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